I hate bees so much.

Nicholas R. Paolucci 1,* and Dr. Nomore B. Smith2
1 The University of Akron, Department of Hating Bees, Akron, Ohio
2 BeeGone University, Department of Beeochemistry and Beeomedical Sciences, Beetown, Beelguria *[email protected]

Background: Over the course of the rest of my life, I intend to update this page with some of the many reasons that I hate bees.

General Overview

  • Gross looking (even honey bees. Fluffy !== not gross. Image proof. That thing is fluffy and gross.
  • They are yellow. The color of pee.
  • They are the color of other gross stuff like bananas and mustard and plant diseases in which the plant leaves turn yellow.
  • Stingers
  • Nests
  • Fast
  • Dangerous
  • Vomit honey
  • They love hot weather. Only insane things like hot weather.
  • Here is a photo of my evil sister's evil bees. As you can see, these bees are a cult as they surround and worship the queen (seen in the center with the gross looking green/yellow dot on the back. Evil.

I hate bees so much that I made this website..